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Joanna is a semi-professional Facebook attention whore and mother to two small children. She attends middle-school level science classes at a college, for which she pays dearly, in preparation for nursing school. She would like to talk about vaginas with you.

Gretchen will tell you more about yourself when she gets around to it. She plays the pianny for nickels down by the wharf. She has two kids.

Bridget will put down the Junior Bacon Cheeseburger long enough to type a few things about herself as well. She is a newly minted nurse and actually cares, dude, so you totally want to be in her care. She has a kid.